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  THE WITCH AND THE ENGLISHMAN

  The Witches Series: Book 2

  by

  J.R. RAIN

  Acclaim for the novels of J.R. Rain:

  “Be prepared to lose sleep!”

  —James Rollins, international bestselling author of The Eye of God

  “I love this!”

  —Piers Anthony, bestselling author of Board Stiff

  “Dark Horse is the best book I’ve read in a long time!”

  —Gemma Halliday, award-winning author of Unbreakable Bond

  “Moon Dance is absolutely brilliant!”

  —Lisa Tenzin-Dolma, author of Understanding the Planetary Myths

  “Powerful stuff!”

  —Aiden James, author of The Dragon Coin

  “Moon Dance is a must read. If you like Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum, bounty hunter, be prepared to love J.R. Rain’s Samantha Moon, vampire private investigator.”

  —Eve Paludan, author of Werewolf Interrupted

  “Impossible to put down. J.R. Rain’s Moon Dance is a fabulous urban fantasy replete with multifarious and unusual characters, a perfectly synchronized plot, vibrant dialogue and sterling witticism all wrapped in a voice that is as beautiful as it is rich and vividly intense as it is relaxed.”

  —April Vine, author of Unbound

  Other Books by J.R. Rain

  STANDALONE MYSTERY NOVELS

  Elvis Has Not Left the Building

  The Body Departed

  Silent Echo

  Winter Wind

  STANDALONE ADVENTURE NOVELS

  The Lost Ark

  The Grail Quest

  Judas Silver

  Lost Eden

  VAMPIRE FOR HIRE

  Moon Dance

  Vampire Moon

  American Vampire

  Moon Child

  Christmas Moon

  Vampire Dawn

  Vampire Games

  Moon Island

  Moon River

  Vampire Sun

  Moon Dragon

  SAMANTHA MOON

  SHORT STORY COLLECTIONS

  Teeth

  Vampire Nights

  Vampires Blues

  Vampire Dreams

  Halloween Moon

  Vampire Gold

  Blue Moon

  Dark Side of the Moon

  THE JIM KNIGHTHORSE SERIES

  Dark Horse

  The Mummy Case

  Hail Mary

  Clean Slate

  Night Run

  THE WITCHES SERIES

  The Witch and the Gentleman

  The Witch and the Englishman

  The Witch and the Huntsman

  THE NICK CAINE ADVENTURES

  with Aiden James

  Temple of the Jaguar

  Treasure of the Deep

  Pyramid of the Gods

  Curse of the Druids

  Secret of the Loch

  River of the Damned

  THE SPINOZA TRILOGY

  The Vampire With the Dragon Tattoo

  The Vampire Who Played Dead

  The Vampire in the Iron Mask

  THE ALADDIN TRILOGY

  with Piers Anthony

  Aladdin Relighted

  Aladdin Sins Bad

  Aladdin and the Flying Dutchman

  THE WALKING PLAGUE TRILOGY

  with Elizabeth Basque

  Zombie Patrol

  Zombie Rage

  Zombie Mountain

  THE SPIDER TRILOGY

  with Scott Nicholson and H.T. Night

  Bad Blood

  Spider Web

  Spider Bite

  THE PSI TRILOGY

  with A.K. Alexander

  Hear No Evil

  See No Evil

  Speak No Evil

  THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

  Bound By Blood

  SHORT STORY COLLECTIONS

  The Bleeder and Other Stories

  Vampires Rain and Other Stories

  The Santa Call: A Christmas Story

  Black Rain: 15 Dark Tales

  Blood Rain: 15 Dark Tales

  COLLABORATIONS

  Cursed (with Scott Nicholson)

  The Vampire Club (with Scott Nicholson)

  Ghost College (with Scott Nicholson)

  Dragon Assassin (with Piers Anthony)

  Dolfin Tayle (with Piers Anthony)

  Jack and the Giants (with Piers Anthony)

  Deal With the Devil (with Elizabeth Basque)

  SCREENPLAYS

  Dark Quests: Three Screenplays

  The Witch and the Englishman

  Published by J.R. Rain

  Copyright © 2014 by J.R. Rain

  All rights reserved.

  Ebook Edition, License Notes

  This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

  Dedication

  To Sandra, Harriet, Donna, Eve, Sandy, Chuck, Elaine and Andrew. My crew. They help keep the J.R. Rain train chugging.

  Table of Contents

  The Witch and the Englishman

  Other Books by J.R. Rain

  Reading Sample

  About the Author

  The Witch and the Englishman

  Chapter One

  “Hi, this is Allison. Thank you for calling The Psychic Hotline. How can I help you see into the future?”

  It was early evening, and I was nearing the end of my shift. My “shift” was the time I was scheduled to be logged into the Hotline’s computer system, via my laptop, via my comfy couch. Once I finished my shift and logged out, I could officially get dressed and start my day. Yes, I worked in my pajamas, and, yes, I worked from home. It was a good gig, but challenging—and sometimes strange—work.

  “Yes, hello,” said a very crisp and, if I wasn’t mistaken, English accent. English and Australian accents tended to sound similar to my untrained ears. Then again, I was just a simple girl from San Pedro, which was a hop, a skip and a jump from where I now lived in Beverly Hills.

  Of course, simple might have gone out the window a few years ago when I’d met my first vampire—and before I had been told that I was a witch. A very powerful witch.

  So weird, I thought, once again shaking my head over the insanity of it all. But to the Englishman on the other end of the line, I said, “What’s your name?”

  “Don’t you already know?” he asked pleasantly enough. “I mean, you are psychic, right?”

  I didn’t take offense at the question. In fact, I was usually surprised when the question wasn’t asked. In this case, I sensed the good-natured ribbing behind the question.

  I said, “You bet your ass. But once I connect with you, I don’t just stop with your name. All your secrets will be mine.”

  There was a pause, and then a light chuckle. “You’re joking, right?”

  “I say, why stop at a name?” I swung my stockinged feet to the polished wood floor and sat forward on the couch. The Englishman had my attention. And when someone had my attention...they really had my attention. I found myself logging into him easily enough. “The real question is, how much do you want me to know?”

  He laughed sharply. “Now you’re making me nervous. I suppose I had that coming. It was a rude question.”

  “A fair question,” I said.

  “Okay, now I like you, too,” he said in his clipped accent.

  “Now, that I could have predicted. So, how can I help you, Billy?”

  He made a sound that might have been a gasp.

  I made a sound that might have been a laugh.

  “Well, I’m gobsmacked. Obviously, my name came up on your computer screen,” he said.

 
“Obviously.”

  “Caller I.D. or something?”

  “Or something,” I said.

  “My name didn’t come up on your screen, did it?”

  “No, it didn’t.”

  “I see.”

  Except, of course, he didn’t see. Not really. I knew this by the way his energy level had dropped...and by the way he’d mumbled those last two words. Mostly, of course, I knew by his body language.

  Yes, his body language.

  Little did Billy know that I was presently “in” his house with him. Although I was relatively new to the world of psychics—at least, paid psychics—I was highly gifted in “remote viewing.” Yes, I could do exactly what the term implied: I could “see” from a distance. In my case, I could see the surroundings of those I tuned into. And, I could see them.

  I was very in tune with Billy.

  Presently, he was sitting in a wide-open living room, looking through a big sliding glass door that overlooked a sweeping back yard. Rising above the treetops, in the distance were some familiar tall buildings. I recognized the skyline. He was, if I wasn’t mistaken, in Santa Monica.

  I didn’t know how remote viewing worked. It was weird and freaky, and it only seemed to get freakier by the minute. I got freakier by the minute, too, especially since I was best friends with a vampire.

  Yes, with a vampire.

  That had a lot to do with my growing psychic skills. Long story.

  Anyway, one of the perks of being friends with a vampire—or, rather, allowing one to feed from me, but not kill me, of course—was that my own psychic abilities were amplified with each feeding.

  Apparently, just being in close proximity to a vampire also increased my psychic abilities.

  So weird.

  Happily, Samantha Moon and I did a lot more than just hang out and watch The Vampire Diaries, which I had gotten her hooked on. At least once a week, I allowed her to feed from me. Often, it was right after we’d watched The Vampire Diaries. There was a strange synchronicity to that. More than once, I had caught her making a mental note or two while watching the show. Samantha Moon was still a relatively new vampire, as vampires went. And her “condition,” as she called it, didn’t come with a user’s manual. So, while I was watching the show—because I, and most of the rest of the viewers, had the world’s biggest crush on Damon—Samantha was making mental “how-to” notes about the vampire mystique.

  Yes, our lives were that weird.

  Mine was only getting weirder.

  Apparently, my friendship with Samantha stretched back through the ages, along with another friend of ours named Millicent, who was now deceased...and who was presently haunting my apartment. Millicent, Samantha and I had once formed a “triad” of witches.

  Powerful witches.

  Except, in this life, Samantha had to go and get herself turned into a vampire, and Millicent had pretty much insisted on ousting Sam from our witchy clique. So now, the witch triad was missing one of us.

  Millicent, the strongest of the three of us, had purposely passed on well before us, so that she could guide and coach us from the spirit world. An interesting concept, surely. Now my apartment here in Beverly Hills was haunted by a deceased witch...and an old friend.

  So very, very weird.

  Of course, I didn’t know any of this until Millicent had appeared in my life...quite literally. That was the nature of this world: we came here with a clean slate, only to be filled with that which moved us, inspired and pushed us forward.

  I had never thought that I might be a powerful witch. Or even a not-so-powerful witch. Yes, I had always been intrigued by Wicca and witchcraft, but not inordinately so. Mild curiosity only.

  Now, Wicca was my life, as Millicent trained and coached me almost daily...coached me from beyond.

  “I’m afraid to ask what else you know about me,” said Billy, after a moment. He was standing now, having moved over to the big glass sliding door. I went over there, too, shifting my focus so that I saw what he saw: a wide expanse of back yard that was surrounded in a lot of dead ivy and high walls. The back yard looked like something mentioned in T.S. Eliot’s The Wasteland: empty, dark, and dead.

  “Then don’t ask,” I said.

  “You know a lot more than you’re telling, don’t you?” He held the phone loosely against his ear. He was smiling now, having pushed past the weirdness of the situation.

  “Maybe a little more,” I said.

  “I wasn’t expecting a phone call like this.”

  “I don’t suppose you were.”

  “What else might you know about me?” he asked.

  “Are you sure you want to know?”

  “Yes. I think.” He laughed lightly at that, but I sensed his growing discomfort. He shrugged his shoulder and rolled his head around his neck. Classic manliness.

  I said, “Okay. Here goes...you’re standing in your living room, looking out your sliding glass door.”

  He didn’t move or speak for perhaps twenty seconds. Then he did what most people did when I laid the “I-can-see-you” card on the table. He turned and looked over his shoulder and, for good measure, he shuddered.

  “You can see me now?” he asked.

  “Yes.”

  “So, you really are psychic?”

  “As psychic as they come...and then some.”

  “What am I doing now?”

  “You’re waving at me. Now you’re pinching your nose.”

  “Holy sweet mother of God.”

  “Welcome to my life,” I said.

  “And welcome to my life,” he said, and winked at me.

  “So,” I said, “how can I help you?”

  “I have questions about my daughter.”

  “What kind of questions?”

  “I think...” he paused, started again, and I knew immediately that he was withholding information from me. “I think she might be in a spot of trouble.”

  “A ‘spot’ of trouble? What kind of trouble?”

  “Is this being recorded?”

  “Yes.”

  “Is there any chance we could meet, say, in person? That is, of course, if you are local.”

  “It’s against company policy. And, I’m not that far from you.”

  “So, you’ll meet me?”

  “Yes,” I said.

  “Where?”

  “Your house.”

  “Do you need the address?”

  “No,” I said.

  “I thought you might say that.”

  “Maybe I’m not the only psychic one. See you in a few.”

  I disconnected the call, but not before I got one last psychic hit.

  And it was a big one.

  Chapter Two

  Yes, I could get fired over this.

  No, I didn’t give a shit if they fired me over this, although I would miss the steady paycheck and the interesting characters.

  Millicent thought, however, that I should start my own practice, where clients came in to see me. I reminded her that she was just a ghost and what did she know, although that didn’t sit very well with her.

  Now, as I dashed through my apartment, slipping on my Asics and light jacket, the partial outline of a thirty-something woman appeared in my kitchen. I hadn’t quite gotten used to Millicent’s sudden appearances, and I was certainly not used to the way the hair at the back of my neck stood on end, as it did now.

  As usual, she watched me quietly, hands folded before her, wearing the kind of dress my grandmother might have worn decades ago. Her outfit made sense, since Millicent had been my grandmother’s age when she had died. Her face seemed younger, though, of late.

  “You saw?” she asked. When Millicent spoke, sometimes her lips moved, sometimes they didn’t. Either way, her words appeared directly in my head, just behind my inner ear. Same with Samantha Moon, that was, when we decided to communicate telepathically. It sounded weirder than it actually was.

  “I saw,” I said. I was looking for my keys. They weren’t
on the hook where they belonged, and that irked me to no end. Sure, I could telepathically fly around the houses of other people, remote viewing the hell out of them, but I couldn’t find my own damn keys.

  “They’re in the bathroom. You were in a rush this morning, remember?” Millicent said.

  “Oh, yes.” Just like every morning, I had been rushing to the local Coffee Bean to get my decaf sugar-free mocha and rushing to get back. Yes, decaf...and sugar-free.

  Sadly, caffeine and sugar hampered my psychic sensitivity.

  Yes, it was a bummer, but I had convinced myself that sugar-free mocha tasted just as good, and just getting out of my apartment was a nice way to start the morning. Of course, getting back to my apartment on time, before my shift started, was always a challenge. Hence, the mad dash to the bathroom where I had left the keys.

  I grabbed them now, and crossed back through the living room and headed for the front door. Millicent watched me calmly from my kitchen. Then again, everything she did was calm. No, she wasn’t quite a ghost. She was a spirit. There was a difference, apparently. Ghosts were bound to a location. Millicent? Not so much. As a spirit, she could come and go as she pleased. And she pleased to come and go often enough. Not to mention, she could appear and reappear anywhere else, too.

  “He’s going to die, Allison,” said Millicent as I approached the front door.

  I paused and took in a lot of air. Without turning, I said, “I know.”

  “Allison?”

  I continued not looking at her, although I sensed her approaching me from behind, sliding up next to me. I knew this because the hair on my neck and arms and most of my scalp were all standing on end.

  “Yes?”

  “You can’t help him.”

  “Who said I was going to help him?”

  “I know you, child. Perhaps better than most.”

  “That, and you have direct access to my thoughts.”